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Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

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"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

Dogs can dream too.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'Good dog!'

A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

When Pugs dream.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'