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'Do you have anything on how to be a show dog, at the entry level?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

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Dogs can dream too.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'