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'Do you have anything on how to be a show dog, at the entry level?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

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Dogs can dream too.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

"I want a pony!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Keep Off The Hay

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When Pugs dream.

Pavlov's Dream.