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Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

The joy of sects.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

...In a Relationship

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Bashful Royal Guard

Self Service Island

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The Antiquary

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Not so heavenly