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Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

The joy of sects.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

...In a Relationship

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Bashful Royal Guard

Self Service Island

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

The Antiquary

Not so heavenly

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'