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Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Shepherd

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

An English Gold Field

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

God's Phone

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'