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Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Shepherd

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

An English Gold Field

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

God's Phone

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'