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Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

Shepherd and eurydice

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The Antiquary

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Sheep

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

A Consideration Certainly