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Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

Shepherd and eurydice

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

The Antiquary

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Sheep

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

A Consideration Certainly

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence