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'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

An English Gold Field

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Jesus Christ

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

The Antiquary

Sheep

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn