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'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

An English Gold Field

Jesus Christ

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

The Antiquary

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Sheep

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

A quick escape from a business meeting.

Urban Squirrels