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Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Sauvignon Bonk

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

I love my Uke.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

Tango

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Football fan

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Self Service Island

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Aloha!

The Antiquary

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'