Pastoral Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Sauvignon Bonk

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

I love my Uke.

Tango

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Football fan

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Self Service Island

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Aloha!

The Antiquary

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Not so heavenly

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'