Polar Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

Football fan

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Pushy Dog

'See you in two weeks!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Lei-ing Hens

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Dog Igloo.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"