Poolside Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

'When we hooked up through the Garden Share Scheme and you said you had big plans for my garden, THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Beach con-man.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'See you in two weeks!'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Bankside

I love my Uke.

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Fishy tail.

Lei-ing Hens

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Football fan

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Aloha!

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.