Poolside Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

'When we hooked up through the Garden Share Scheme and you said you had big plans for my garden, THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Beach con-man.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'See you in two weeks!'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Bankside

I love my Uke.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Fishy tail.

Lei-ing Hens

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Football fan

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Aloha!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'