Seaside Seekers T-Shirts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Feeling for shells

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

The Desert Island Package

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Child with doll in the sea

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Son burying his dad in sand

Sun Worship

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Single men in Tahiti

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

Crabbing

real enjoyment

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'