Seaside Escapists T-Shirts

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Holiday time.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Beach snowman.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Son burying his dad in sand

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

real enjoyment

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Security!

Crabbing

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Sunbloc 1000

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"There go the summer people, thank God."

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

'Welcome to I shell.'

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Heavenly Desert Islands.