Beach Escapist T-Shirts

"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."

Sunbloc 1000

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'