Seaside Escapists Gifts

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Holiday time.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Beach snowman.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crabbing

Security!

real enjoyment

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"There go the summer people, thank God."

Sunbloc 1000

A Real Working Vacation.

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

'Welcome to I shell.'