Seaside Seekers Gifts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Feeling for shells

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

The Desert Island Package

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Child with doll in the sea

Son burying his dad in sand

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Sun Worship

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Crabbing

Single men in Tahiti

"I spy something blue."

real enjoyment

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.