Seaside Escapader Gifts

Oh Bugger !

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Feeling for shells

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Pelican and Origami

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Son burying his dad in sand

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

No early morning tea past this landing

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Child with doll in the sea

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Really Early Vikings