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Oh Bugger !

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Feeling for shells

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Pelican and Origami

Revenge had come.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Child with doll in the sea

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

No early morning tea past this landing

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."