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Single men in Tahiti

Sun Worship

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Surf Casting

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'