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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.