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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.