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'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Frog in the puddles.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Sun Worship

'No surf?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Single men in Tahiti

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Surf's up."

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Your wave.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"My turn."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

Surfin' Ahab.