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Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Beach con-man.

Turtle Hat

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Sun Worship

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Single men in Tahiti

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Moving Van.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

"My turn."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"...my leash is a bit tight..."