Surfboard Seeker T-Shirts

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Beach con-man.

Turtle Hat

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Sun Worship

Single men in Tahiti

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"My turn."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Moving Van.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.