Beach Seeker Mugs

Single men in Tahiti

Sun Worship

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Surf Casting

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pina Coladas

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'