Surf Seeker Mugs

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

On holiday.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Frog in the puddles.

Happy Hour

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'