Surf Seeker Prints

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

Frog in the puddles.

'I blame global warming!'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

French wine

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"