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Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Dive in...

Bitchbark Canoe

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Bankside

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Son burying his dad in sand

Fishy tail.

Cruise.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Crabbing

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

real enjoyment

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent