Poolside Adventurer Prints

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Dive in...

Bitchbark Canoe

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Bankside

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Son burying his dad in sand

Fishy tail.

Cruise.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Crabbing

real enjoyment

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent