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"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'...Yes, we had a really lovely holiday thank you - Oh, apart from there wasn't any water in the swimming pool.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Car pools.

Fishy tail.

Wading Pool Watercolor

Suddenly the sharks began to circle – but then, they always circled.

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Get a rockpool!

The tanning channel.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Mental To-Do List

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'