Pool Dreamer T-Shirts

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"Nation-building never works."

Pipe Dream.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Beginning Yarder.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I want a pony!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Fishy tail.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Angel Swing

Running out of Gas.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mental To-Do List

Get a rockpool!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The tanning channel.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."