Pool Dreamer Mugs

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Beginning Yarder.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I want a pony!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Angel Swing

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Running out of Gas.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Organ Player

Get a rockpool!

The tanning channel.