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Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Fly Fishing

Desert Island BBQ

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Duck Hunt

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"River well stocked this year."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'