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Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Duck Hunt

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Couple of Pikeys.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Fishing direction sign.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"