Indoor Pool Dreamer T-Shirts

"You and your indoor pool!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Beginning Yarder.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Fishy tail.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Running out of Gas.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Big Football

Organ Player

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'