Indoor Pool Dreamer Prints

"You and your indoor pool!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beginning Yarder.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Fishy tail.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Running out of Gas.

Big Football

Organ Player

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."