Hot Tub Dreamer Prints

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'More bubbles!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Electric Blanket.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Dreaming of Holidays.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Fishy tail.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Running out of Gas.

Mental To-Do List

The tanning channel.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Odd Spas

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."