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"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

'I think the magic starts to happen when the water gets warm and starts to bubble?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'More bubbles!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Electric Blanket.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Fishy tail.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Running out of Gas.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Odd Spas

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

The tanning channel.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Mental To-Do List

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."