Bubble Bath Dreamer T-Shirts

He lay submerged, breathing through a straw - just to see how long it would take for anyone to notice.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Club Antisocial

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

How to recover from a bad day

"He looks so relaxed."

How to recover from a bad day

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Beached Whales

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."