Bath Time Dreamer T-Shirts

Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

New Twenty Blades

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I love bathtime.

Dreaming of Holidays.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The tanning channel.

Mental To-Do List

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

Sand castle in a sand timer.

"We slipped in the tub."