Summertime Dreamer T-Shirts

'I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us.'

Late night teddy reading

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

New Hampshire Minute

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"We should get out to the country more often."