Hobby Dreamer T-Shirts

'There's not enough time to do the nothings I never did.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Giraffe Portrait

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Zorro as a child.