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I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"You need a vacation? To where?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Physiciatrist...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"It will be all your fault."

A dream of consequence

Lei-ing Hens

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

Pyramid UFO...

Museum.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'