Pot Pioneer Gifts

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Wheel.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'