Patch Pioneer Gifts

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

I quilt therefore I am

Joseph and his coat

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Wheel.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Watch for innovation."

Ben Okri

The Confused Gardener

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Make do and mend

Contemporary Maze

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Virtual Money?

'Do the patches help?'

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.

Knitting ball

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'