Patch Pioneer T-Shirts

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

I quilt therefore I am

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Joseph and his coat

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Wheel.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Ben Okri

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Watch for innovation."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

The Confused Gardener

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Make do and mend

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Contemporary Maze

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

Virtual Money?

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Do the patches help?'

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

Knitting ball