Patchwork Enthusiast T-Shirts

Santa claus patch

I quilt therefore I am

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Joseph and his coat

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Patient after an appendix operation

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The King's New Robes.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Make do and mend

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'Do the patches help?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

Stitches.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

It's SkinPatchMan!

Patch tattoo

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

'The holidays always make me feel so hollow inside.'