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'Do the patches help?'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Joseph and his coat

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Patient after an appendix operation

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Leftover seeds."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Make do and mend

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

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