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"Soul patch. What do you think?"

I quilt therefore I am

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"An everything Martini, please."

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'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Joseph and his coat

'Help!'

Little Richard

The Angel's Share

Patient after an appendix operation

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Make do and mend

Devil Buying Soul Music

'I adore a man of many parts.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

'You two have something in common.'

Adele plus inspiration

"I guess we’ll take that one."

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

'Do the patches help?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

The Granny Knot.

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'