Patchwork Gifts

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

Joseph and his coat

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

I quilt therefore I am

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Unfinished Furniture.

The King's New Robes.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Japan-Reconstruction

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Make do and mend

Wife waiting for the shelves to fall down.

Making a birdbath.

"Where did you learn to chop trees?"

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

Men resting.