Patchwork Appreciator Gifts

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Patch tattoo

Joseph and his coat

I quilt therefore I am

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Hay Rides $10

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.