Patchwork Appreciators Gifts

Two tramps discover their clothes have been used to patch each other's garments.

I quilt therefore I am

"That'll be five bucks."

Hay Rides $10

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Play on."

Joseph and his coat

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

J. M. W. Turner

Revenge Graffiti.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"That's my novel."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

The King's New Robes.

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

How to Fight Censorship

Not very ladylike. Please help.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

Pavement artist.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Make do and mend