Festive Patchworker Gifts

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

I quilt therefore I am

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Now it fits.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Joseph and his coat

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Santa's gifts for 2021

Birthday Painting

The King's New Robes.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

Make do and mend

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Snowman offering solutions.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Santa Van Claus

BipartiSanta.

Military Holidays Medals

"I've made a Christmas list of topics not to be discussed at the table."

"I'm surprised he didn't see that coming."

'Do the patches help?'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

'Vote union - pass it on!'