Festive Patchworker Pillows

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

I quilt therefore I am

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Now it fits.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Joseph and his coat

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Santa's gifts for 2021

Birthday Painting

The King's New Robes.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

Make do and mend

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Snowman offering solutions.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

BipartiSanta.

Military Holidays Medals

Santa Van Claus

'Do the patches help?'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

'Vote union - pass it on!'

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'